I just saw someone refer to a nap as “horizontal life pausing” and I am adopting this immediately.
“My mom heard me singing in the shower and she yelled “shut up, I’m trying to sleep!” so I sang: “I don’t see how you hate from outside of the tub, you can’t even get in. Hahaha LEGGO. Yellow soap bar, yellow rubber ducky, yellow shampoo bottle, yellow waters yucky. Look at me now. Look at me now” —(via littlemissvino)